classy vs. unclassy

-Keeping up to date with the latest technology and gadgets with sexy ipods/imacs/ipads. CLASSY.

-New designed clothes for iPad owners that beg for people to steal ipads, literally right out of their pockets. UNCLASSY. Alright so the first picture may be a joke, but the second picture is definitely not. While the Little Black Dress is ALWAYS classy, a Little Black Dress iPad Pocket is not. It's screaming, "steal me!" But I must admit, the girl in the picture works that dress.

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-And while we're on the subject... the sleek technology and multi purpose functionality of the i PAD. CLASSY.

- Overload of PDA. Do I really need to say? UNCLASSY.
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-This "Cleavage Caddy". UNCLASSY. Really?! Would you really want lipstick melting/smearing all over you. Jeeez. You might as well stick a juice pack in one of those and sip it through the straw. Question... does this thing make your boobs look abnormally shaped? Ew. -Ummm I can't even think up a CLASSY counterpart to this...

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-Staying classy... CLASSY. duhhh.
-Getting a tattoo that says "Stay Classy San Diego" from Anchorman.... I'll have to go with UNCLASSY. Will Ferrell, you're a classy dude. I just wouldnt want you tattooed on my arm, or leg, or anywhere really.

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-Cosmo's DIY and Beauty Secrets. CLASSY. We all appreciate those little tips and insights Cosmo!!!
-Cosmo's DIY Bikini wax article and included stencils to help shape your shrub. Ummmm. Oh boy. UNCLASSY? Okay. Its very important that we're all trimmed and smooth. But leave the waxing to Olga, okay? Especially the extra manicuring and shaping. Yeah, I'll have the arrow design... NOT.

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-So a few "Classy vs. Unclassy" posts back I left it up to you guys to decide whether Crocs Flats were Classy or Unclassy (See the post HERE). My verdict is that Croc Flats are in fact, CLASSY. Okay so I've only seen them worn in public at parks, and at Whole Foods, but they are quite cute!!!-Nipple Clogs. Need I say more? UNCLASSY. (the picture below has been censored because this is a classy blog... none of that here!)
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What do YOU think?

The Tight Pants Ban in Indonesia banning Muslim women from wearing form revealing clothes which includes tight jeans, pants, skirts, and dresses. Those found violating this dresscode are cited by the Islamic police, given a long skirt, and have their pants confiscated and have "moral implications"... I'm thinking America could use some sort of ban like this for certain people.

Is Indonesia's Aceh's province trying to be CLASSY? or just overbearingly censored and UNCLASSY.

stay classy,
madeleine