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charlotte olympia fall 2011

Move over Red Sole faithfuls (AKA you Loubobutin fanatics)! Charlotte Olympia's golden spider web soled shoes are the sexiest, funnest, and funkiest collection this fall - in my book at least. The tootsies of Blake Lively, Katy Perry, Keira Knightly, and my idol SJP tend to favor Miss Charlotte Olympia's fashions. Check out my favorites! 

 carmen. 

ninivah.

delores [quilted], and greta

martha in stripes.

priscilla.

polly.

Such an innocent name for such a sexy shoe! Leopard print and blush pink are way too cute together. This platform pump is just too amazing to not comment on. Love. 

kitty.

Talk about cute! So obsessed with these I have no words. Except, meeeeeoowww! 

Beautiful collection, yes?

stay classy,
maddy

shoe porn: christian louboutin spring2011

Spring time is here! And so is Mr. Louboutin's 2011 Spring Collection. I picked out my favorite, drool causing, heart stopping, shoe porn inspiring shoes. It's like carousing a very, very, very high class escort service.

Let's start off with the beautiful, eye catching, Daffodile Watersnake platform pump. Personally, in my opinion, if I were to buy a pair of loubs (*sigh* one day), I would buy them in black, nude, or grey. Let's face it, the red sole only goes with the neutrals! But I've seen so many Loubs in this electric blue, and it definitely goes with the red sole... amazingly, in fact. I love this. It also comes in a teal and hot pink... but I'm in love with this electric blue. Daffodile is one sexy gal, looking to shake things up ;)

Meet Futura. Shes from the future. She's what you get when you mix Zenon

(umm, yes I made a disney channel movie reference), with Devil Wears Prada. Like I said, I'm not into colors being mixed on the Loub, but this is just too good to not post! She's got some extra padding in the front and back, that way she can last alll night ;) Futura's boring, plain, monotone, brown, sister is not a cheap lady at, $1,096. So I can only imagine how much Ms. Futura costs. Lady Boulimia d'Orsay here. She's so sexy, she's temporarily out of commission, but not before my idol SJP got her hands on a pair. Boulimia comes in black, grey, and nude (at least there's no such thing as vomit color?) with a chain toe pump. Did you say straps and chains? Yes, yes in fact I did! Boulimia d'Orsay is the girl for you. Stardust is another sexy lady here. One word, LACE. I'll let you take it in and lust over her.

This is Miss Open Lips. Don't let the name fool you. She's not as easy as you think ;) She may be smooth as suede, and have a cute peep toe, but she's got a stiletto heel to kill. But don't let that put you off. She's sexy, refined, and comes in red... Oh and she goes for about $795 a night ;)

Meet my friend Fibbia. Shes from Louboutin Spring 2011 collection, and also comes in black. I'm such a sucker for maryjane ANYTHING. but, um, maryjane peeptoes, with

a triple strap, and that sexy heel? Fibbia, I find you absolutely irresistible.

As mentioned above, I'm a HUGE sucker for anything maryjane, so meet the love of my life, the beautiful, Lady Daf. Think she's pretty nude? You should see her in black. "Ummm hi Lady Daf, I'm so in love with you... can I have you?". Yeah... for about $995. Damn.

stay classy,
madeleine

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"Shoes are the first adult machines we are given to master."
-Nicholson Baker

Pucci

Prada

Giuseppe Zanotti

Salvatore Ferragamo

Christian Louboutin

Christian Louboutin Ballet Heels

"You can't walk or run in these shoes, they're only made for lying on your back." -Louboutin.
*rawrr... super classy. HA, joke!

it's one thing to wear painful shoes to look gorgeous. it's another thing to wear painful shoes and fail at the gorgeous part. Yuck. I'll bet 10 seconds after that picture was taken A) the girls feet snapped right off, or B) she fell face first into the ground.

Balenciaga Lego Shoes - $4000

No big. Just 4 grand. I think $4000 worth of Legos could make a building that rivals the Great Wall of China. P.S., what outfit could possibly match with these shoes?

stay classy,
madeleine

shoe porn: SATC2 style

"The fact is, sometimes it’s really hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes. That’s why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun.” -Carrie Bradshaw

-aldo $80


-guess $99


-steve madden $109.95


-dollhouse $59.95


-xoxo $59.95

- charles by charles david $87.66

-swedish hasbeens $199


from COSMOPOLITAN.


stay classy,
madeleine

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Christian Louboutin

[thanks to jessica v. for sending me these beauties!] $835. Let me just say. Christian Louboutins give me shoe gasms in the first place. But black, patent leather mary janes by Christian Louboutins?! Are you trying to kill me?! If I could marry a shoe, this would be my future spouse. God they're gorgeous, and they come in nude color too! My god, I might start seizing right now....

Christian Louboutin

Chanel

new meaning to the phrase "Dressed to Kill"? I think so.
$2200

Raphael Young for Frank Tell

Quite possibly Star Trek inspired. May the force be with you.

stay classy,
madeleine

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Christian Louboutin

36 pairs for design $6,300 a pair no big deal.

Alexander McQueen

Christian Dior

Beatrix Ong

$611

yummmm....
in my dreams!

stay classy,
madeleine